Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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