So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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