Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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