Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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