So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize