His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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