I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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