is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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