Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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