like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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