I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
