sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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