hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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