how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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