youre lurking in front of me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
that may or may not have been my penis.
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