Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
even my farts smell like vagina
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.