That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.