Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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