So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize