Swine flu. Run for my life!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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