But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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