he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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