I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
ttyl tear gas
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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