Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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