Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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