grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
