Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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