i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Two words: blizzard sex
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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