i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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