Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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