she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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