I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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