id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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