nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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