Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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