Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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