Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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