Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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