You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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