How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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