PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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