Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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