honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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