Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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