You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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