We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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