There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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