What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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