Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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