I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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