I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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