4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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