Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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